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Fuck Machine is Hungry for your cock - 27

The machine was resting yesterday night. Now it is hungry to please a cock ASAP. Available for limited time only for a quick trial. If you are up for it, hit me up right away.
To cut the chase short, read this ad, no matter how long it is. It has all the information and requirements. Send your pic, your address and be able to host as it is described, so the machine could be delievered immediately.
This ass pictured below could be yours to stuff for a while if you are fast enough and determined to play by the rules. After the act, you would still have time to go out clubbing and enjoy the night.
So tonight, it is all about you. Stick it in, in and out, cum and take a shower... NO responsibility, no romantic feelings, just get off and that's all.
Just use the machine and forget about it. It must be a quick usage, but a satisfying one. You enjoy yourself, and can rest. Great tight, warm ass here. Just use it for your pleasure and when you are wasted, go and fall asleep.
This is what the Fuck Machine is for that I invented a few days ago and I created it from my ass. You can see it pictured below.
The Fuck Machine can be yours. It is my ass poking out from under the cover of the bed. Nothing else. You don't have to take notice of other parts. Just use the hole the way you want and enjoy.
I really want to try its limits. I just invented it, so nothing really has been established about the usage of it... As I make test runs in guys' places, I find out everything about it and I am compiling the Users' Manual.
I conduct these test runs without prejudices. You don't need to send a pic and you should not expect any more pics of the machine or any parts of it than the one below, under this ad.
Do you see the sex in the situation?
Your machine will be set up in your bedroom, only the usable part exposed to you that you can look at, put things on, stroke, wash down, cuddle up to, then when the urge cums and you feel like you have a huge hard-on in your pants, then just fuck it, then leave it and return to it when you want to lose another load of cum.
I always had different fantasies and just recently came up with this one: I want to be handled like a delicate fuck machine, and simply used as a machine designed for someone's sexual pleasure. A headless, personality-less ass and asshole toy, clean entry for your cock and a fun generating design element in your bedroom that you use whenever you wish, the way you wish. Like a toaster, a micro, a television, a DVD player, a vibrator, or a computer. Something that you have in your home to make life easier, more enjoyable. Something that you have in your home in it's place and you turn it on when you need it. Something that has a reason and is usable from time to time by you. I would like to be a fuck machine of someone for a few times or even regularly when he feels like he needs to use a fuck machine asshole.
The set up is easy, but if it makes you uneasy, then you shouldn't answer this ad, because it is not a fraud, it is a legitimate sexual fantasy that I take seriously. I only want to do it if it is played out exactly as it is described here.
I would be your fuck machine set up in your bedroom that you could use when you want.
When you feel like wanting to use the fuck machine, you could call me a let me know when to be at your place setting up the machine. You would be already at home, hiding in one of the rooms for anonymity. You would leave the front door open only so I could get in. Don't worry, as soon as you hear I get in your bedroom, you could come out and lock the door and check that everything is clear. I will not do anything wrong or steal or anything. I will get in your bedroom, get naked and kneel in front of the bed with my upper body resting on the bed and my ass poking out, and I would pull the cover over my head and back, so only my ass would be visible. It is important that your bed should not be waist height. It only works if you have a low bed or sofa. I might bring some poppers under the cover for myself just to make matters and happenings easier... The machine needs head cleaner and oiling from time to time.
From that point, I would wait there as a machine.
You could come in the bedroom, walk around, have a beer, watch TV, take a shower, read the paper have a cocktail... I would stay there waiting, quiet.
Then when you are ready and feel like you want to get off, or just wanna have a little fun, you could get behind me and do with my ass (your fuck machine) as you please. You could pet it, you could stroke it, you could lick it, or if you want, you could stick your cock in and fuck it, or cum on it and lick it off. Then when you came, you could go back to watch TV, read the paper, drink a beer, lay around for like about 5 minutes. Then leave from the room, go back to the one where you were hiding when I came in, let me dress and leave with the prototype... And when you want to use your fuck-machine again, just call me again and do the same thing the same way.
I am thinking about upgrading the fuck machine with a suck machine that you could use under the cover, lifting it up and entering with your cock sidewise... I will work on this addition in detail later.
Here, you can see a picture of the model I am offering to you in your home. If you like it, you could order one.
There are some restrictions though. You must be healthy, HIV-, stdfree and completely follow the instruction of the use of the fuck machine.
Since the machine has to work for everyone, you do not have to disclose any stats or information about yourself, nor do you have to send any pics. Though for calibrating purposes, it would be nice, if you could provide a picture of your member you wish to use in the fuck machine and give me exact measurements on it. As I have told you, it does not matter, I just have to know to calibrate the machine right for your size. If you would like to try this model, just send me an e-mail and we will set up the installation as soon as possible, as soon as it is convenient for you.