Which One of You is Missing an Obsessive Ex-Girlfriend?
be interesting damnit!
Dear ExBoyfriend,
Why the hell can't you be more interesting? I still have your Hotmail password from when you stupidly asked me to check your E-mail oh so many years ago. Who has the password "123456" and KEEPS it after giving it out??
But that's not my beef.
Spice it up, damnit! I check your e-mail every week (don't hate. you know every single one of you would check a perfect strangers e-mail if you had the password)! And every week it's some stupid ass chain mail from your mother or a magenta, comic sans font, love note from that INFANT you started dating or it's work BS from that shitty job you "landed." By the way, way to go pool boy.
I tried to help you out. I even 'accidentally' sent you my wedding pictures and then broke in to your e-mail to make sure you recieved them. As I suspected, anything from me went straight to junk mail. Who do you think made sure those got dropped in your inbox?
I'm seriously trying to help you here. At first it was nice to be able to see how you were doing without having to actually talk to you. But now I risk the chance my husband catching me check your e-mail and you have nothing worthwhile to say! I remember you being this lame when we dated, but I guess I was hoping you outgrew it so I had something to giggle about when me and my girlfriends had our weekly "what's in our ex's inbox" meeting. But nooooo. See how your lack of a social life is ruining mine? Grow some balls and start spilling your life story through e-mail like the rest of us! Or at least get a fucking myspace.
Sincerely,
Bored Beyond Belief
Comments
Damn, I thought I was odd by checking a few myspace pages. This girl is off her rocks.
Posted by: Rainbow | July 8, 2006 02:34 AM