If you're in doubt about angels being real
Fucking Today 4 Surfboard - w4m - 32
I am in need of 2 things today. Can you guess what they are? The first needs to be at least 8 feet! Can you help? Please have a picture of your board available. Thanx.
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August 31, 2006
August 30, 2006
Ideally, you live in a trailer and are missing teeth, too
DO U HAVE TATTOOS AND NO DEODORANT>>>THEN HIT ME UP - 33
I REALLY LIKE GUYS WITHOUT DEODORANT
LOVE TO GET SWEATY...MAKE OUT AND SUCK UR DICK
HIT ME UP IF YOU ARE MASCULINE AND INTO HANGIN
NO EXPECTATIONS HERE
August 29, 2006
Elderly Gigolo Seeks Free Board for Fern Forage
driving to Arcata/Eureka for weekend meet for drinks - m4w - 36
driving to Eureka/Arcata area from the Bay Area for the weekend will arrive in town around 9pm-ish on friday night 6/9. I do not have a hotel booked would love to have a sleepover/slumber party or just meet for drinks. would be available sat. night as well can hookup for dinner/movie or just sex. will be busy durring the days if you have a girlfriend I would gladly entertain both of you If you like to laugh and you have an odd sense of humor... big bonus or just a really big bright smile I also love short or dyed hair plus you don't need to be fit just fun I am 6' 187lb. very fit run daily just getting back to weight training 7+inches if interested have 420 but not consuming at this time will be visiting nursery's while in town for there are many shade plants available in the north, ferns, etc.that I cannot get in the bay area we could also camp if you have any idea's....where. click below for photo's I am curently thinner by 5lbs. than below photo's my body is great.. my FACE.....ehh!
August 28, 2006
As Long As You're Not Sterotyping, It's Ok, Right?
ARE YOU MY ASIAN NYMPHO? (Midtown)
TALL (well over 6 feet tall), AND VERY GOOD LOOKING SWM WANTS TO MEET A VERY SEXUALLY CHARGED ASIAN WOMAN HERE IN THE CITY.
Ideally you will be nice on the outside but very naughty on the inside. I'm looking for a mature girl or woman (age does not really matter to me) that is highly sensual and sexual. You should LOVE SEX. You should WANT LOTS OF SEX.
None of your friends should know about your 'naughty' ways. It will be our little secret. I'm looking for an asian woman that is willing to explore the possibilities of new sexual adventures with me (a very safe and normal guy). Of course we would have to meet in a public place and get to know eachother first and like each other in a safe public setting. If this sounds fun to you then send me a picture (if you want) and let's chat. Please also like very well endowed men.
August 27, 2006
And no spankies, either
You know that dominant/submissive thing? Ummm. . .let's not do that.
How about if you and I just hug and kiss and touch and embrace and fondle and make love like two people who actually care about each other?
Is that so much to ask for?
Responses with photos only
August 26, 2006
"Tatted Up?" Is That Sexy?
bro w/star tatts on leg fuckin' tatted up dude..... - m4m - 28
hey bud-
don't know if you'll check this out....you fucked my tatted up punk ass this afternoon at griffith park......it was fuckin' SWEET and i want some more of that jizz bro! hit me here with a bit about our scene or a pic so i know it's you and let's really fuck!
August 25, 2006
There's No Desperate in This Housewife
Housewife wants to play....
Looking for a safe/sane/clean/discreet female looking to explore passion with another woman. I am 39 yr old married housewife looking for a little diversion.
Husband has no involvement. Must send photo and I will voice verify.
Lower Westchester area.
XOXO
August 24, 2006
Neigh.
ranch hands - 48
anyone have a horse to touch & stroke? anyone have a ranch for fun in the sun? masc, in-shape bi guy into kink here.
August 23, 2006
This Is Only About Getting Clean. Really.
Need a shower buddy! - m4w - 24 (Upper West Side)
I have never taken a shower with anyone in my whole life, and I want to try it. I am not looking to have sex with anyone, just take a shower and relax. Everyone says its great, but I have never done it. I am not a psycho or a weirdo, just looking to do something fun for once in my life. I would prefer to meet up in public first, so I know you are actually interested. No weirdo's please, age does not matter, I am 24, handsome, and in good shape, and I don't care if you are 50 as long as you have an open mind!
August 22, 2006
While You Were Out Your Mother Called:
Bobby please try being respectful and not hateful - w4m
Bobby honey you don’t fool me I was on you from the get go. You have lied to me many times, been deceitful, and acts like a spoiled brat. You said you are Middle Eastern, on drugs, have bi/gay tendencies, always in porn, and always treatment women like dogs. I've tried to be a friend to you but you are too hateful and I know you can be a wonderful person. All people have rights honey not just you and some men, Ok. Be nice please. Women are people too with loving souls. Just remember you treat someone harsh, evil, disrespectful, hurtful, and show aggression all the time just because you cannot get what you want or get them to say what you want it is going to back fire on you. You will never get me to be hateful. It is not in me. I do get frustrated though because I cannot understand why people waste their time on their egos', negative energy, putting people down, hurting others, making money off of exploiting others, abusing, and being evil. It is cool to be nice. I promise. Tell all you men folk that are in the porn industry to try being nice for once. If not, I will send the meany patrol after you!
August 21, 2006
Your Ass Must Be Kosher
Jewish hotty seeking first time anal experience with a hot girl - 24
Hey, I guess the title was pretty straightforward. I've never had anal sex before, and would really like to try it out. I'm 24, very clean cut, jewish, and really cute. Please be good looking, in good shape, and sexy. I'm 6ft tall, very fit, and have pictures as well. Let me know if this is something you would be into, thanks!
August 20, 2006
Spray It, Don't Say It
The female ejaculation - 40
I find this simply fascinating and VERY arousing. Ladies - if this is you don't be embarassed. Rejoice! I know many men, including me who are turned on by a women's wetness and even more so with a woman who has so master her orgasm and arousal that she can release a powerful squirting gusher. From a physiological and female anatomy standpoint I clearly understand how this works. I know that the feeling goes almost against all natural urges, but once you let go and push through the climax I understand the release is well worth it.......What do I want? Well - I guess in the long term to have the rare opportunity to experience and/or witness this firsthand. Also in the short term, just to hear from females in general about this rare occurrence associated with female orgasm. Tell me how you do this, did you learn?, was it natural?, does it enhance the feeling of climax? what is the best technique to elicit this release? Is this synonymous with intense climax?
I am a curious and inquisitive guy who just wants to know more about female orgasm and this phenomenon. C'mon ladies I know you are out there. Lets hear from you.
I can give you the details on me just for the record.......swm, 6-2 tall, 190, hazel/green eyes, nice smile, slender muscular build, great hands, know how to kiss, laid back, curious (as you can see)......
August 19, 2006
Ok, Nicholson, Back Off
††† RICH DRACULA SEEKS NEW BLOOD ††† - 43
Hello!
How are you all the self professed Goddesses, Wannabees, Women seeking Benefactors, Untalented and Desperate, without any capacity to survive on your own talents, hanging the Price Tags from between your legs, trying o catch desperate losers that will pretend to be your Slaves or Benefactors, just for a glimpse of your presumed Real Estate resting in a form of Triangular, better or worse groomed Great Canyon!
Holly Wood!!!!
Wake Up Ladies. Go to school, develop your Brains, the alluring quality of your “Treasure” will wane away eventually, and your benefactors will dump you quicker than you can say “I need botox”…. A man thrives until he is in his seventies (Pablo Picasso perhaps?) Do you? Make sure you have something to show for when you are as old….
Yet, I love these Women who charge $250 for one hour. Great girls! (I actually respect them for their honesty and service).
I have loved great women a few times, and yes, I still love women who have pride, sophistication, talents and spiritual maturity. THEY DO EXIST….!
Those who take “the half” (see Eddie Murphy “Raw”) are the ones I will meet in Hell, or maybe just on Earth, while they grow miserable, unenlightened, learning what it actually means to be a HUMAN BEING, without an overbearing Ego while cuteness has to give way to Wisdom, provided they know what it means…
And all this comes from a successful guy that knows where his nose goes.
All I Look For Is A Good Woman With Consciousness.
Those who will FLAG ME are the ones I spoke about in my first paragraph. C'mmon, do it…I will still exist…and reappear…..when you least expect. Maybe even at your own party you invite me to. Look for DRACULA, dark glasses, European look, somewhat handsome and well dressed, who just got out from a Limo…. C'mmon FLAG ME!!!!!!
FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD GUY (Maybe.)
Keywords: benefactor slave
August 18, 2006
Or Maybe THIS Is The Real Mister Big
IF YOU'RE CUTE & LOOKING 2 IMPROVE YOUR LIFESTYLE-ANSWER THIS AD now
you: 18-24,white or asian,skinny,smooth,
clean shaven,and a non-smoker. 420 is cool.
long hair,blonds,great kissers,surfer types a +++.
me: 5'9'',160# bi white guy with a great life.
educated,discreet & generous 4 the right boy.
send face pix,stats & contact info (aim/phone).
take a chance-nothing to lose-ALOT 2 gain.
August 17, 2006
They Don't Call Him Mister Big for Nothing
Now I'm a vgl generous busy exec looking for twink PT boyfriend - 38 (Upper East Side)
looking for hot twink bottom who is nice, cultured (or who wants to experience) and fun. Be smooth and very thin. Send g and x pics. for fun nights out in ny and travel and party/
August 16, 2006
Easy az 1 2 3; Step Up, and Make Your Move
looking for CODY that was on THE PRICE IS RIGHT! - w4m - 23
You were on the price is right, and your name is cody, If you are Cody or if you know him please contact me!
August 15, 2006
But Are You Very Serious?
I am looking to be taken advantage of by a sick fuck-- Very Serious - 20
im sam, 19 m, 5'11 175lbs hairy, brown blue 7
"uncut. ive been chatting online with men since i was 13, and i know my place. im beyond having any of whats tradtionally known as "self respect" and i have NO limits.
listen, i wil be 100 percent honest. i am looking for a sick fuck of a man. an older, controlling, deeply perverted man who will take advantage of me and take it way farther than i am ready for. if you are out there thinking "he might think thats what he wants, but he hasnt met ME yet!" please, i am asking for it. just to be very clear -- i am only looking for the sickest of the sick, a man who will totally turn my life upside down and inside out. i am not looking for "dom" guys or "tops".. i want what i said, a disturbed dangerous man who is going to ruin me
suprise me, take this to places and levels i couldnt have ever imagined. im up for ANYTHING, and if i am not.. i want to be made to do it anyway
ps, in case you still are not sure. i am VERY SERIOUS. i still live at home though (highschool drop out, but yes im legal, im 20 with id to prove it) and cant let them know about any of this
August 14, 2006
Most wealthy old men we know are more willing to shell out coin to get rid of one.
RE: Sugarbaby seeking Sugardaddy! - m4w - 99
Um ...
Okay sweetie, you look like you still got some fizz in your soda, but I got news for you ... 37 year old women are not sugar-babies. You missed that boat by about 12 years.
But happy hunting to you. There may be a 60 year old guy willing to shell out some coin for a middle-aged broad.
August 13, 2006
Won't That Muffle You? What if I Don't Get All 75?
75 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BE SITTING ON MY FACE - 38
I'LL GIVE THEM ALL TO YOU AS I LICK KISS SUCK AND SNIFF YOUR HOLE
August 12, 2006
May I Get A Kick Out of You?
kick a man where it counts - m4w
any women out there think they might enjoy kicking a man in the family jewls? i adore strong women and would love to allow 1 or more women to abuse my manhood for hours. if youre intrested in any other fetishes or abusive things to do to me, please e mail me with your ideas. im 6 foot 2 blonde with blue eyes.
August 11, 2006
Give Me The Hairy Eye... and Hairy Nose... and Hairy Ears
Like a HAIRY CROTCH on a man
no shaving, no waxing here....hairy crotch, hairy balls, hairy chest...in addition to the obvious hair on legs and arms...GET IN TOUCH WITH SOME MASCULINITY....
August 10, 2006
He Ain't Comin' Back, Penelope
Andy from the Orick rodeo 2 years ago where r u?? - w4m - 22
Andy i hope you see this. . . i met you at the orick rodeo about 2 years ago and we had a great date and you asked my to date you but i said lets wait a little and you never called me again. I hope i didn't hurt your feelings. I really liked you adn wanted to hang out more. You were hot and nice and worked on a ranch and i was totally into you what happened. If anyone knows Andy from mckinlyville who worked on a ranch tell him i'm looking for him. I'd really like to reconnect . . . he's the best guy i've met in a long time.
August 09, 2006
Keepin' it Clean. Not.
NASTY SCAT SHIT EATER AT THE ZONE TONIGHT - 28
I WANT YOU TO TAKE A BIG SHIT IN MY MOUTH AND
I WILL EAT YOUR SHIT AND LICK YOUR ASSHOLE
CLEAN AND SUCK YOUR DICK UNTIL YOU CUM ALL
OVER MY FACE AND IN MY MOUTH.
EMAIL ME WITH YOUR PICTURE AND I WILL SEND YOU MINE.
* this is in or around HOLLYWOOD
August 08, 2006
'Gullible' Isn't in Our Dicktionary, Either
BIG {O}=TOOLBAR - m4w - 50
I will give you the big orgasms if you teach me how to use ny new toolbar i found the dicktionary;im the nerd ,new to this [pc] stuff;im 50ish, a case of viagra 510,170lb ,look like woody allen with a big bulge in my pants ; any teachers out today?
August 07, 2006
Living in an Axe Commercial
I can't beleive I lost him for a..... - w4m - 39
...third time within four months!! The 10 frwy east to the 110 downtown always exiting on 9th St. My exit is 4th St. But I lost you again in traffic got off on 9th St exit and hoped to fine you. Me in silver Lexis, you in crimson red Cad (I think it's a Eldorado). I can only hope you read CL and contact me. At least I know you are in the city and close to me somewhere. I've only seen the side of your face. What is it about you that makes you stand out from the sea of good looking guys I see every morning on my way to work. What is it with you !!?? I have to know.
August 06, 2006
Seeking Granny Folds (And I'm Not Talking Fresh Laundry)
Looking to use an older woman. The older the better - m4w - 38
I am looking for grandma you could say. I want someone to use and have some good old fashion nasty fun with today or tomorrow. The older the better. I have a thing for older women and they need to be fucked well too. If you are over forty or over fifty or even better over sixty then respond now with a pic and how to get ahold of you.
I am a 38 year old white man who is over six foot six with short black hair and goatee with a touch of gray. Not hung like a horse but not a pencil dick either. You can host or we can get a room doesnt matter to me as long as your ready to have some fun. Not looking for any pros want someone who wants it as much as I do. I am D&D free and the utmost in discreet so you being married is fine as well. Care to give it try? Then what are you waiting for?
August 05, 2006
Cheer Up: A Hundred Years Ago, You'd Be Dead By Now
TEMP WORK
Today I have to go to a temp job that I despise and take orders from a guy a year younger than me who went to a school that isn't considered as highly regarded as the one I attended. I'm pushing 30 and absolutely nothing is going right in my life. At this point I will take any full-time job that will allow me to not have to drive from Echo Park to Century City everyday to humiliate myself. If I could I would call in sick and sit at home all day smoking out, doing yoga, reading, and
doing other things I actually enjoy.
Anyone else out there stuck in a horrible temp job (it's only temporary so you won't be stuck long)?
August 04, 2006
Please Get a Brazilian Wax First
SISSY BOY/CROSS-DRESSER WANTED - 37
DO YOU LIKE TO BE DOMINATED? DO YOU LIKE DRESSING UP IN A CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL'S UNIFORM? DO YOU LIKE TO DRESS LIKE A SLUT?
IF ANY OF THE ABOVE FIT YOU, HIT ME UP. YOU MUST BE A BOTTOM AND A TOTAL SUB.
YOU MUST BE DISCREET, STD FREE, TOTALLY SHAVED(COCK and ASS)BE READY TO DRESS UP WHEN I TELL YOU I'M ON MY WAY AND BE READY FOR ME.
SEND ME PICTURES OF YOU, FULLY DRESSED AND UNDRESSED AND WE'LL TALK.
August 03, 2006
As Seen on NBC's Dateline
Looking for JUSTIN MALDONADO (MOLDONADO?), age 17-18!!! - 29
I´m looking for a guy named Justin Maldonado (Moldonado?), age about 17-18. Earlier he lived in San Gabriel...He has a younger brother Brandon, about 12-13 and a sister, Madison, age about 9-10. I think he lives in the Valley-area...Please, this is very important!!
August 02, 2006
Finger- (or SOMETHING-) Licking Good
Love sucking cock ....Love eating your hot ass
tall, muscular guy here looking to travel out close by to suck your dick and eat your ass like it's the last drumstick in the bucket.
August 01, 2006
X-Ref. "stalker" and "lazy":
CAN SOMEONE HELP??? - 24
Hello,
I need help finding a person, he lives in chino hills, i have some basic info, like work address license plate, etc., but i need his address... please someone help it is extremely important
can someone tell me how i can find him with the info i have?.