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Elderly Gigolo Seeks Free Board for Fern Forage

driving to Arcata/Eureka for weekend meet for drinks - m4w - 36

driving to Eureka/Arcata area from the Bay Area for the weekend will arrive in town around 9pm-ish on friday night 6/9. I do not have a hotel booked would love to have a sleepover/slumber party or just meet for drinks. would be available sat. night as well can hookup for dinner/movie or just sex. will be busy durring the days if you have a girlfriend I would gladly entertain both of you If you like to laugh and you have an odd sense of humor... big bonus or just a really big bright smile I also love short or dyed hair plus you don't need to be fit just fun I am 6' 187lb. very fit run daily just getting back to weight training 7+inches if interested have 420 but not consuming at this time will be visiting nursery's while in town for there are many shade plants available in the north, ferns, etc.that I cannot get in the bay area we could also camp if you have any idea's....where. click below for photo's I am curently thinner by 5lbs. than below photo's my body is great.. my FACE.....ehh!

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