At least he's not shallow
Is it only FAT DUMB chicks who read these ads? - 27
I issue the same challenge daily and receive only the most mediocre (at best) responses. More often than not, the responses are from fat chicks who don't actually think they are fat (sorry, a size 16 is fat), but occasionally I get a dumb girl who is convinced she is smart (I went to an Ivy League school, so what if I can't spell and care more about what you'll buy me than what you have to say!).
Once again - if you are NOT FAT and you are SMART, write me. I will buy you a drink.
That is all. Now get on it.