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If the condom fits, you must acquit

Can't kill your roomate! I'm a lawyer & have a legal solution!

Your roomate is getting on your nerves.

you need a place to sleep sometimes -- where you aren't at war.
Don't you want somewhere to make love, not war?

Even better, someone who will hold you at night.
Someone to sleep over with-as we get to know each other better-
not raunchy- just sleeping together as friendly lovers!

Found by Eric on September 15, 2006 12:12 PM |

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