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Only If You Are Serious About Meeting & Starting A LTR Then Read On!!!

Hello! I hope all is well with you today and thanks for taking the time to read my ad! I have really spent a lot of time on this and thought this out to let you know exactly who I am and whom I would like to meet and to be honest I am not really sure that this might be the best place because after weeding through the W4M ads leaves me wondering if the chance of romance still exist? A few things to know about me first I am 38, 6 foot 1, 180lbs, in shape enough to see my toes when I look down, single, no kids, employed, not on any Non & Prescription drugs, I live alone, I am a very honest and decent man. Now the attributes that I have been told that I am and I know that I am, sincere, very caring, kind, friendly, romantic, passionate, smart, intelligent & intellectual, funny, witty, handsome and warm which are all true but this is also whom I am, someone who will open doors for you, hold your hand, very affectionate without being smothering, someone who can converse about anything, from the thoughtful to the thoughtless. I am a man who knows who he is and what it is that he wants. I carry my own weight. I despise liars and cheaters, very easy to get along with, I like to enjoy life to the fullest, I am social, I do have class and I am cultured, I have a big heart and I do believe in always being truthful & honest, I am someone that would do everything to bring his special woman joy and happiness and cater for her needs because a nice lady deserves to be treat well and she does deserve the best from her man, I'm somewhat traditional and chivalrous with a modern touch, I have been known to be reserved and quiet in the proper situations and I can be aggressive in others. I work a lot but always do my best to make time for that special woman, I am stylish, and have a graceful manner, a good appearance and polite, a gentleman. I searching for something real and meaningful, I'm not someone that dates just to date. So if like sexy eyes with long eyelashes and a nice smile that will melt your heart when I look at you then I just be the man for you. Fall is one of my favorite times of year, the weather is cooler, people start dressing a little nicer, it just seems so much more romantic at this time of year than any other and I would love to be able to enjoy it with someone great and there is so much to do such as taking a walk with coffee in hand with someone great in the park on a crisp fall morning is really something to live for, I would love to experience as much of the world as possible with that one special woman and to be very honest at times I make myself crazy because I know that I am missing that special person in my life that makes life special. Yes I have faults like everyone else but I don’t think that they are any worse then anyone one else’s, I can assure you that I don’t have any of the issues like most of the other men on this site, Yes I do enjoy sex and if anyone says they don’t then they are truly doing something wrong but I am not interested in what I have seen on this site, I'm not looking for random play or a hookup- that's for cheap people and people that do not respect themselves and to be very honest I think that it's very unfulfilling but if you are looking for love & respect and think that give and take are part of a relationship, then you're thinking along the same lines as me. If you're looking for a strong gentleman that is usually smiling, fun loving and emotionally available and wants to have a meaningful long-lasting relationship, someone that can talk about anything and everything. Someone that can stimulate and be stimulated. Someone that will show you appreciation for all the time that you get yourself all dolled up for me or just calls to just say hi, in other words an all around person who is not full of themselves and is happy from within. I hate drama. I don’t play head games and I certainly don’t want anyone to play them with me. I value my family and my friends and I try to never sweat the small stuff and I always keep a positive attitude. But enough about me and I hate talking about myself but I think that I do have to sell myself on here somewhat but the woman that I would like to meet would be kind of the girl-next-door type with eyes that sparkle, someone who is up for the late night spontaneous walk around the city or a lazy Sunday afternoon in the park, that rare beauty, the woman that can be elegant/sexy in that black dress and irresistibly cute in blue jeans & a t- shirt at other times, or totally unbelievable in sweats laying on my couch. You should appreciate the little things in life and enjoy the finer ones as well. I will not make a list of demands of height, weight hair color or race because I truly believe that if you limit yourself to whom you meet then you limit yourself to opening your mind and experiencing something new but I do ask that you send a photo, its not a deal breaker but it helps. We all know there has to be some attraction there in order to begin with, for me the attraction is not 100% the photo but in how you answer my posting. I prefer intelligence and the way a person writes is a big sign of it, so take a chance send me you pic and a reply. I know that meeting beautiful women is not so difficult, however it is not everyday that a man crosses paths with someone that to me has the whole package. I appreciate someone who knows how to laugh at themselves and can make me laugh and is available emotionally, thanks for taking the time to read such a long ad and I hope that you are having a great weekend so far and who knows I will be online for a while maybe if your there we can have dinner tonight.

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