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Yeah, because there's NOTHING hotter than the Torah.

FORGET THE SEX, LEARN HOW TO READ HEBREW FOR GROCERY SHOPPING - 38

Are you a more quality guy, not into scene, not looking for sex, but tru friendship well, I am single and available for Hebrew lessons for the start, I could use Groceries because I can not drive, maybe fruit or things from Trader Joes.....if you always wanted your very own kind sweet good natured handsome Hebrew teacher friend, give me a call. We can learn the entire alphabet from scratch, you can totally not know one letter. You can not know how to read at all. After I am through with you, you will be reading Hebrew like a Rabbi, praying with the anscient language and impressing your friends. So who needs sex when you can have great friends.........

Found by Eric on September 1, 2006 12:12 PM |

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