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I'm koo-koo for cunny!

I KNOW. IT’S NUTTY - BUT I LIKE IT...

So take a chance. Be a little nutty too. Nobody will ever know. I’m good at keeping a secret.

And what makes me so nutty? I’m crazy about cunnilingus. I like doing it so much that I am happy and satisfied with just that. And all you want. You do not have to give anything in return. Nothing at all. No intercourse, no fellatio, no anal. Your ecstasy will be my reward.

Just be a nice person, mature, married, white, and not overweight.

I’m a senior guy, married, white, tall, slim, clean-shaven, neat, healthy, well dressed. A lover of the arts, books, ideas, gentle and very discreet.

We should also be friends for lunches, dinners, companionship, conversation.

Give it a try. I’m really a nice person. Very presentable and perfectly normal except for my above mentioned eccentricity.

I work and live in Manhattan. Can meet you during the week - daytime or early evening.

Found by Eric on September 5, 2006 12:12 PM |

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