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So today someone showed me another post that copied this story I wrote... such is CL... anarchistic but interesting... Here are some sexy thoughts I've had recently about making a girl I find very sexy, feel very good... as in giving her multiple O's... something I enjoy doing for a girl I desire enough... as in a lot! ------- From the moment I saw you, I felt a curious desire sparked by the smiling beauty of your eyes, your lips, your sweet voice and the sexiness of your being. Not to mention your figure is so perfectly proportioned combined with loveliest toned complexion, all of which combine and make my mind pause to appreciate your pure beauty. Your personality, so fun with an open minded wild side, yet classy and reserved. Hearing your flirtatious words let me know just how much fun things could be with you. You make my mind fantasize about how I would make you feel good.

Just looking at you, I begin to imagine how amazingly soft your flesh would feel having the pleasure of it against mine, to touch, to hold, feeling warm silky sensations, from just a hug. I need it, to hug, a pure pleasure to experience, yet I know I want more. All this happens so quickly, inhaling your scent, you smell so delicious, breathing you in from around your neck, your hairline. From just a hug with a squeeze, I know how delectable you will be. Inhaling again, deeply, while feeling your body to mine, sensing how perfectly we fit, inspiring my hands to begin massaging your shoulders, your neck, down your back, along your spine, and then back up to your shoulders, finding out where you want it most, working out any tensions you may have.

I can feel my blood flowing and pumping up my muscles from the chemistry you give my insides combined with the energy of hugging, squeezing and massaging you. My face is still close to the nape of your neck, inhaling your chemistry while I lightly exhale hot breaths on your neck and down your back. I pull you towards me harder, inhaling each others scents, we squeeze and hold on with a confidence of mutual chemistry, knowing how nice we make each other feel from just this hug.

The sounds you give off from massaging you has given me the confidence to keep going, while blowing warm sighs down your neck, I feel that hunger and kiss so gently on your shoulder and upwards towards your ear. Lightly blowing warm air, with light pecks, that progress into kisses on your ear, down your neck back to your shoulder. Our bodies pull into each other tighter, holding, squeezing, while my kisses move down the side of your face, up to your forhead and down the other side giving the other side of your neck the same treatment. Kissing back to your face, this time brushing my lips against your, we both feel the hunger. I kiss your cheeks, your chin, your nose, and kiss the outsides of your lips, moving in closer until finally our lips match up perfectly and we know how right this is. We kiss and suck our lips, our tongues, without stopping, breathing each others air directly from our lungs, back and forth, filling our lungs with each other.

You love my touch, so sensual, yet so firm. It's time for you to be pampered, to relax, you need to get off, your feet. Time for some serious massage. We sit on soft pillows, your back facing me. I pull you close and give you a hug from behind inhaling your now even sexier scents around your neck and shoulder. I slowly begin to kneed the muscles around your neck, out to your shoulders. Then down your back, using my fingers to pinpoint the knots and work out your tensions. I massage down your spine, working the muscles outward, until I reach your waist where my fingers slide around to rest on your sexy belly. You're a bit ticklish, as I softly rub your oh so sexy tummy. I love how energized I feel next to you, a constant natural high. We move closer, squeezing, inhaling our scents, cheeks touch, we pause, feeling our chemistry build. Our mouths move in closer, we lick our lips in preparation, they meet again briefly, crushing delicately, sucking lightly. I pull back, feeling my cheek against yours, lightly kissing your face and your neck. We smile and continue kissing and sucking our lips with more vigor, nothing can stop us now. I love knowing I will give you that deepest of release, a blissful natural high, those feelings that make you so relaxed, so happy.

I kiss around your ears, down your neck, around to your shoulders, softly sucking on your flesh while I kiss. I kiss my way back to your face, to your lips, this time sucking your tongue. I kiss down your chin, down your neck, down your chest as we take your top off. I love how your bra pushes up your sexy soft full cleavage. I have to kiss it, pushing my face between. I begin licking, then sucking your soft delicious flesh out from your bra. My mouth sucks all of your breast free, reaching your hardened nipple. I devour your entire breast, nipple, areola, as much flesh as my mouth can consume. I suck and pull my head away until just the tip of your nipple is left in my mouth. I wont let go. I nibble gently until I sense you need more. I suck and bite lightly making you squirm and moan softly. I kiss and suck my way over to your other breast, and in the same way suck her right out of your bra, keeping her nipple in my mouth even longer, while my hand works your other breast, squeezing, using my fingers to play and pinch her nipple. You grab my hair and get your fingers in deep, securing your hold and begin directing my kisses downwards, towards your sexy belly, around and around. I'm drawn down towards your center.

I sense your temperature rising as we slip off your jeans. I kiss lower slowly, down around your hips and down your legs. I love how soft your inner thighs feel on my face and lips, as I kiss and suck lightly. I kiss up one inner thigh, moving in so close to your center, but suddenly kiss upwards and onto your belly, then back down your other inner thigh. I kiss all over except the center, yet moving in closer with each moment. You grab my hair tighter now, trying to guide me head in its proper place, but I playfully resist. I'm kissing so close, right up to the inner edges of your moistening panties. My hands reach up to play with your nipples. You remove your bra, so I can feel your sexy flesh, and play with your nipples between my fingers, pinching gently for now. My hands massage your breasts as you grab my head and push it in place, to its home, your center. Your panties are so wet at this point, I get to savor you right through the fabric. I suck your flesh through the fabric until my tongue sneaks behind to experience your hot wet flesh and taste more. Kneeling before you, worshipping your beauty, I help you lean back in position, as I pull your panties aside with my teeth. I can now fully view your beautiful delicious sexiness, primed for pleasure.

You lean back further, your panties slip right off as I straighten out your legs before me. Staring into your eyes, I slowly spread your legs apart as wide as they go, giving your muscles a light stretch. Her sexy lips now glistening, swelling with anticipation, now slightly separated, give me a glimpse inside you. My mouth salivates, my tongue squirms imagining how deep I get to explore you. I move in closer, lustfully hypnotized, thinking about sucking on your sexy lips and my tongue deep inside. I'm torturing myself with desire for you. I'm so aroused by you, knowing I will soon feed my hunger. Everything I see before me builds my desires to please you, your beautiful eyes, face and sexy body.

I kiss and tease around her until we can resist no longer. I must taste all of you, and have you in my mouth, kissing and sucking all of her, especially her most pleasurable spot. You grab my head again, your fingers tugging my hair, pulling my face in proper place. My full lips finally meet yours with a super wet kiss, lips smacking loudly now, sucking as my tongue licks and flicks in spirals, round and round, building in tempo. You grind into my mouth in rhythm with my licks. I begin to focus on your pleasure button, sucking on her, as my hot tongue licks in up and down movements, slowly building speed, keeping in time with your body. I start to suck harder and flick faster, devouring, concentrating, connecting. You begin to arch your back so beautifully, perfectly pushing her into my mouth. Our lips match up so well, sucking you so hard, my tongue at full speed, your wetness flowing steadily, your heart beating faster, feeling the pleasures intensify, I use my free hand to pinch your nipples, bringing you to the brink of exploding.

I sense how close you're getting, so I back off to lap up your deliciousness with a long lick all the way down your ass and back up to your pleasure spot, then back down into your crack, repeating until you start moaning so beautifully. I lick up slowly once one last time, this time pushing my tongue deep deep inside you on the way up. I begin probing, darting in and out with my tongue. Your voice moans louder, separated by long hard inhales and singing sighs. You feel so free with me, to let go, to not hold back, knowing how much I love to please you. I need to hear, feel and taste how beautifully I can make you come. I love feeling your muscles tightening with my tongue inside her. I push in deeper now and reach your Gspot, you're in awe with how deep in my tongue reaches. You begin to beg so sexily, for me not to stop, telling me you'll do anything I want. I stare up into your eyes, smiling knowing what I've earned.

I kiss, lick and suck my way slowly back to your clit, sucking her into my mouth, my tongue flicking at full speed, I slip two fingers inside to reach your Gspot and begin massaging in sync with my sucks. I work in perfect harmony with your body, an artform I have perfected for you. You begin to breath faster, louder, lovely tones eminating from your mouth, you are mine now, as you start to come so hard for me, for you in my mouth, your muscles squeezing my fingers, your clit throbbing on my tongue. I cant stop kissing, licking, sucking you so hard as you keep cumming in my mouth, over and over, moaning in beautiful exstacy. Your body in motion, muscles convulsing, until you let out one last breathy sigh. I am so turned on now, ready for anything more. I love pleasing you... I love earning your affection. Your natural sexy self gives me the chemistry to do anything you love. At times I feel like I'm worshipping your beauty and it is my pleasure. A healthy addiction, you are my drug and I will be yours.

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Physical chemistry is pretty important for me to feel the desire to please that I wrote about. Here's some of what I go for: a very pretty face, pretty cat/asiany/exotic smiling eyes, fuller suckable lips, a toned but naturally curvy body, T&A but not BBW, olive to darker olive/brown skintones like that of Spanish, Latin, Eurasian, and exotic looks. This picture of me should give you an idea of my looks for now. If you can relate to a cute blue eyed, lean cut, funny, creative, sweet guy, reply...

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