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Show me your 48-pack, sexy lady

Who wants to shop at COSTCO? - 45

The ultimate no pressure date: COSTCO! I have a membership and need to find someone to split some of those ridiculously large packages of things. We buy the variety pack of Snapple, you get the cranberry-rasberry. 24 pack of paper towels - covers both of us for a month. We like each other, we shop again. Maybe we can go to Home Depot for our second date.We like each other a lot we do some other fun thing. I like the COSTCO in Marina Del Ray. There's a Starbucks there, which is perfect for that non-confrontational meeting in a public place that we both need. I've tried answering some ads here and it seems like it was a complete waste of time. I think my approach is far more practical than the typical photo exchange and list of requirements people seem to favor. I promise only one thing: you will enjoy shopping with me. Feel free to tell a little something about yourself and to ask questions of me. But it isn't required. All you need for this to work is some empty space in your refrigerator and kitchen cabinets. Can discount shopping lead to a relationship? I don't know, but at this point I'll try it and get my shopping done either way.

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