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Linen 'n Things Stud - m4m - 35

You set me on fire, like a 2004 recalled Dell Notebook battery on a busy day. My tongue wants to be all over you, like freakin' Windex on my car window after the cat's been pawing it all night.

Found by Eric on September 20, 2006 12:12 PM |

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