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How much for "keep your clothes on and don't be freak"?

Fetish, Exhibition, Humiliation toy for rent! - 29

For a token fee, I can do whatever you wish me to do in front of you, sir or sirs, or fulfill particular fetishes you might have, with enthusiasm. Such ideas might include things like:

Ordering me to humiliate myself in various ways;
Having me crawl around naked like a degraded animal;
My taking and releasing an enema in front of you;
Rolling and playing in my own filth;
My being your spanking-slave;
Undressing and being house-servant for you and/or your friends/your party;
Being your house-pet.
Being a party servant.
Whatever naughty performances you order me to put on.
Endless possibilities...

However, I am not interested in having sex, and will not, as I am not a prostitute. I'm simply a toy for your entertainment and amusement. I am a 5'6" Ivy-educated straight boy with an advanced degree and butt that seeks degradation, and this is my hobby.

Drop me a note and let me know how I might best serve. Some sense of availability times or when in the week you'd like me to come degrade myself in front of you would be great, too.

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