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This Slender-swm 6'-attrv Needs; U 2 crave " slow-Rimming me "C Pix - 40

Central L.A.....U into sensitivity of teaseing ' romancing in longer times than short?~ I need it nitely/regular evenings. How about Tonite? ..My buns, are so sensitively that I get most of my erotic-fantasies released by your inner most touches there only done prolonged-taking time.

Your age; Open..Even if your much older/senior, or very large-overweight. I really need to feel this fetish regularly. No other recieprocations. However, I'm very soft-gentle spoken, affectionate. I'm attractively nice/caring-skinny swm but not femme so much. I'm a swm-skinny longer hair, cute,'6ft `caucasion 40 but all who see me, say I look early 30's..

...Seek someone who 'fetish is rimming, high'ended also who does enjoy huging between my buns in making out to the "cheecks" more than just'another rim?

I'm just a gentle mannered, "warmly" affectionately 'shy but not modest in soft behavior. Now only after all this, I only (offer) a recieprocation for your cock to slide (over surface), --not inside!-Okay?

To feel your cimax squirt's onto my ' lower buns ' skin surface, is a high/ turn-on for me filling the hot-squirts as a " nitely venture."
Even large/fat or overweight guy is great).. ( YOUR DESCRIPTION OF APPEARANCE )is not important!-Just "eyes!!"

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Do you have braces? - 18

I think braces on a guy is really cute.. lets talk if you have them.

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Leather glove? Need oral? - 40

Looking for a guy who owns and will wear a pair of full-fingered leather gloves.. and who loves to receive oral.. Looking to nurse on your dick, while you are weaering your leather gloves,.. I love feeling gloved hands on my mouth, my face.. etc.... Stick a gloved finger in my mouth, beside your dick.. Love the feel and the smell of leather gloves.

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Early morning dump - 40

Looking to get on my knees and service a guys cock while he's sitting on the toilet taking a dump. You be into kicking back and enjoying a mouth working on your cock. Looking for late tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Athletic guy, 160, 6'0, with a hot mouth.

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CORNERTIME, PLEASE - 60

I'm a heavyset chub bear 60 years old who is out of control and needs a man to rein me in. The preferred method is a hand spanking and cornertime. The combined discipline plus the added humiliation of walking with my pants and underwear at my knees to the corner to await the spanking and then afterwards to display my bright red butt with my face against the corner turns me back into a humble guy again. Would appreciate finding someone on a regular basis so I don't go so far off the straight and narrow.

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So...why haven't you tried the Restraint Method yet? - 43

You've read my posts before. You've thought about trying the Restraint Method. Probably more than once, Even fantasized about it. There's something about it that really gets you going when you think about it...you can feel it in your cock. Just think about it: you're in my playroom and in my sling, and you've just become my toy for the next hour or so. "What's he gonna do?" "What did I get myself into?" "Please God let me leave here alive!"

See. I'm already playing with you. I LOVE to play with my toys. But I never play beyond your limits. This is about fulfilling needs as well as fantasies. For safety. For discretion. For any reason. In fact, the session is pretty much controlled by you. I honor all of your limits and still tailor an amazing session around them. You leave here looking exactly the same as when you arrive, except for the big, sloppy grin on your face. All limbs and appendages that arrived attached, leave attached in exactly the same way. That's store policy. And...If you're not happy when you leave, you can have your cum back.

I'm not a Sadist, and this isn't about pain. Quite the opposite. It's about pleasure. While the thought of being in a sling might conjure up fantasies about S/M and extreme sexuality, it doesn't have to be extreme in the least. It can, but that's your option. This is about treating you to an hour's worth of undivided attention. To the very favorite parts of your body. Your nipples, your cock, your balls, your hole. When you're in the sling, all your hot zones are right there for me. To fondle, handle, tie up, paddle, poke, stroke...whatever's on your menu. I'll be happy to paddle your ass a nice bright scarlet red if that's what you're into. And I'll be happy to stick the Empire Sate Building up your butt as long as you bring it and enough lube. But mostly, my methods are slow and sensual. I can get you grunting and snarling like a fuckin mad dog in heat...or moaning and writhing around in ecstasy. I can sometimes accomplish both.

I'm a nice, sane guy with a good spirit and a good sense of humor. I'm 43, 6', 220, cleanshaven, nice on the eyes, hairy, dominant. I've been involved in kink for years, and am very experienced and good at what I do. Been told I look like a high school coach or former military.

You can also check out my profile on the massagem4m website; type 91604 into the zip search...look for the picture of my sling. Or check out my AOL profile RestraintMethod.

I'm about 5 minutes from Universal Studios or Hollywood Bowl.

Email me for more information and rates.

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Need your leche, Papi - 42

Submisive, talented cocksucker loooking for sperm. Can travel or host. You bust your nut, I swallow it. Blow-n-go. Simple.

Me: 42, white, 5'9" smooth, hungry mouth.

You: Latino with the need to bust a nut.

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guys into SCUBA? - 36

Any buds into scuba diving/divers? Bi WM would love to connect and explore with fellow gear fan.

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I'll Fix Your Computer if You Let Me Feel Your Boobs - 26 (haight ashbury)

Cute/nice IT guy/PC specialist will fix your computer in exchange for a gentle feel of your boobs. I'm a totally non-creepy (really) professional who will repair your hard drive, back up files, install software and peripherals, whatever, for an innocent grope. I have a lot of tech knowledge in my life and regrettably no boobs. Serious inquiries only and thanks.

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Pour spaghetti with red sauce on your head - 27 (Chelsea)

I want to pour a bowl of spaghetti with red sauce on your head (room temp) and have it drip all over you. I then want you to lie down (on a plastic sheet) and let me dine on you from head to toe. I especially want to take my time sucking out the strands which have lodged between your balls and thighs, and into the crack of your ass....

Please be hot, slim, athletic or muscular (not fat), freshly showered (yes, you can shower again afterward), DD free and HIV-neg. Your pic will help me choose.

This is just about eating pasta, not about sex. When it's over, you leave.

Any takers?

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