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Pour spaghetti with red sauce on your head - 27 (Chelsea)

I want to pour a bowl of spaghetti with red sauce on your head (room temp) and have it drip all over you. I then want you to lie down (on a plastic sheet) and let me dine on you from head to toe. I especially want to take my time sucking out the strands which have lodged between your balls and thighs, and into the crack of your ass....

Please be hot, slim, athletic or muscular (not fat), freshly showered (yes, you can shower again afterward), DD free and HIV-neg. Your pic will help me choose.

This is just about eating pasta, not about sex. When it's over, you leave.

Any takers?

Found by Eric on October 1, 2006 12:12 PM |

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