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Is stuffing a turkey considered safer sex?

Stuff and Baste this Butterball - 50

big'ole tom turkey needs to be seasoned, stuffed and basted........love a hot helping of steaming special sauce on me.

hit me up and pound this bird. send age/stats, pic for yours.

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