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Last try for tonight to find a piss bottom who wants my chem piss. - 28

I don't know if I can hold it for that long, since I am holding it for a few hours now and it starts to get really full, but I partied and want to go out to someone to feed my piss and cum to. I feel like a baloon, completely full and ready to feed it to someone who will appreciate it to the fullest. I am ready to feed it to you, man. It is starting to hurt now, so I am looking for a quick release. Someone has to hit me up pretty soon or I have to find alternative solution. I am ready to pee now though, and I wouldn't like to waste this great load. I was smoking with Miss Tina Turner, and I still feel the buzz of the party. I know that some of you guys are really into drinking the first piss of a guy who was partying. I learned somewhere that T goes through the system, and the kidneys secrete them in the urine, and the piss is potens as T, just not that concentrated. So anyone who wants to gulp down my piss!
I have one thing though. I have to go to you and you have to wear a tight blindfold for this. I don't want you to see my face, so you could recognize me later. If you are a good boy and liked my load, you might become my regular, so whenever I party, I can unload in your mouth anonymously. A urinal cannot identify it's user either. I am a good looking 31 years old white guy Living very close to Universal Studios Close to Lankershim and Cahuenga. If you are really close so I wouldn't have to drive too far full, I will go to you and give it to you. If you are in the area, within 10-15 minutes driving distance, I could still try... I just really have to pee, so hurry up!
Very important: you cannot spill it. I will keep your head steady, and you will have to drink up the WHOLE thing. I hate mess. Maybe you can suck me after if I can get an erection. If not, I just leave and that's all.
So you nasty bastards out there: hit me up and enjoy my drink.
Age, size, hair color, height, whatever is not important. Be ABSOLUTELY clean (don't smell), HIV-, and stdfree. If it works out, you can get your regular load of TinaPiss to enjoy throughout the day. Maybe we can arrange it for the future that I piss in something and you just pick it up and drink it up in the middle of the street, so I can watch you gulp it down. But most likely, I'd like to go to you, to your safe place, put my dick in your mouth and piss, then if I can get hard, get sucked and cum down your throat.
When I party, I mostly watch porn and watch others have sex, let them eat my ass and suck on my balls, so I pretty much keep out of trouble and try not to get any diseases.
Am I writing too much. Fuck off. Who cares. If you read it to this point, you have enjoyed it and it turned you on. So send me a fucken picture and address and make sure you have a good blindfold. If you are a good boy and play by the rules, you can have my piss and cum regularly.
Deal?
So reply!
If you are offended or not interested, please move on. Have fun with others, who share your interest. Have a great day and lotsa fun.

Found by Eric at 08:27 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Quiet hole, good hole. Tight hole, butt hole. Warm hole, my hole. - 28

I would like to be your headless, personality-less ass, a playground for your excited tongue, and a clean entry for your cock: your personal FUCK MACHINE. Like a toaster, a micro, a monitor, , a radio, or a television. Something that you have in your home to make your life more enjoyable and more comfortable, and you only turn them on when you want them.
I would like to be a fuck machine of someone for a few times, who has a nice dick, a nice attitude, and a sense for adventure; or if it turns out fun for both of us, then even regularly, maybe weekly, or more often, as time allows.

The fantasy and the set up is very easy. I only want to do it if it is played out exactly as it is described here, completely safe and anonymous, with a HIV-, stdfree, clean, respectful, ans sane guy who does not want ltr or strings, just a semi-regular fuck-buddy.

When you feel like wanting to use the fuck machine, you could call me a let me know
when to set up the machine. You would be already at home, hiding in one of the rooms. You would leave the front door open so I could get in. Don't worry, as soon as you hear I get in your bedroom, you could come out and lock the door and check that everything is clear. I will not do anything wrong or steal or anything. I will get in your bedroom, get naked and kneel in front of the bed with my upper body resting on it and my ass poking out, and I would pull the cover over my head and back, so only my ass would be visible. I might bring some poppers under the cover for myself just to make matters easier... The machine needs head cleaner and oiling from time to time.

From that point, I would wait there as a machine.

You could come in the bedroom, walk around, have a beer, watch TV, take a shower, read the paper have a cocktail... I would stay there waiting, quiet.

Then when you are ready, you could get behind me and do with my ass (your fuck machine) as you please. You could pet it, stroke it, you could lick it, or if you want, you could stick your cock in and fuck it, or cum on it and lick it off. Then when you came, you could go back to watch TV, read the paper, drink a beer, lay around for like about 5 minutes. Then leave from the room, go back to the one where you were hiding when I came in, let me dress and leave... And when you want to use your fuck-machine again, just call me again and do the same thing the same way.

Here, you can see a picture of the model I am offering to you in your home. If you like it, you could order one.

There are some restrictions though. You must be healthy, HIV-, stdfree and completely follow the instruction of the use of the fuck machine.

Since the machine has to work for everyone, you do not have to disclose any stats or information about yourself, nor do you have to send any pics.
Though for calibrating purposes, it would be nice, if you could provide a picture of your member you wish to use in the fuck machine and give me exact measurements on it.
As I have told you, it does not matter, I just have to know to calibrate the machine right for your size. If you would like to try this model, just send me an e-mail and we will set up the installation as soon as possible.

Found by Eric at 08:23 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

This posting is for straight, married young white, and single men only - 58

that are inshape meaning height and weight proportioned between 20=50 years. In my experience working with straight men I have come to understand that straight men are more into business than into just doing something for the sake of doing it. For instance men can find women free of charge in bars and on the internet if they are married or in a relationship with another women, but if they are going to cheat on their spouse or other half, they prefer to pick up a prostitute who they pay like any service and know that once it is over with that is it and they don't worry that it might come back and bite them in the ass someday like if they pick up a woman on line or in a bar free thinking that she might show up on his doorstep one day. Men are just like that for it relieves them of any guilt as well. With this in mind, men are the same when it comes to any type of experimentation or services that they enter into that might include nudity or sex. I have been working with other straight young men for the past 25 years providing them with both prostate massages as well as spanking sessions without the marks and bruises to give away their secret that they have been spanked. Men just want attention that they do not get at home especially once a child comes into the picture and the wife or girlfriend diverts all her attention to the child and ignores the husband or boyfriend and even though at the beginning it does not bother a man that much for he can always use his hand to relieve himself but when it goes on year after year it gets old and men just want to feel the touch of another human being touching their body whether it is inside of them doing a prostate or spanking their butt and massaging their butt cheeks. Men are only human and need the human touch. With this in mind for all of you guys who have been curious about either or both of these services, there is a solution and help for you and done with respect to your limits and your privacy. When I first started out doing this I did it for free but then it was the other guy that put money down and when I questioned them on it they told me that is the only way they could do it without having the guilt that they did something wrong. It has to be business or they can not participate. Well that mentality has worked well for the past 25 years to my surprise and I bring that experience to married and single guys 20-50 who are straight and in shape, businessmen, athletes, college students, as well as men in the entertainment industry from actors to singers, dancers, choreography and stage hands. This situation works great with all of these people because it is business and done professionally with care and dignity as well as very discretely. Their secrets are safe with me. I have been doing this for a long period of time and have learned that the more you do it the better you get to understand the butt and what it needs without violating the butt or having sex with it. During a prostate massage it is alright for the person receiving it to jack off toward the end of the massage, but that is their option which is fine. With spankings, the men get a nice red butt with a little sting only to the extent they want it and know that it will not be marked or bruised at the end and within a few hours of the spanking they could go to the gym and shower and nobody would be the wiser that they have a few hours prior to showering at the gym that ass showed evidence of a spanking. I do not continueously keep hitting on the butt cheeks especially when the blood vessels start to rise and massage the cheeks in between the slaps to relax the blood vessels and the guys look forward to the massaging and touching of their butt in this way as well. So if you have been curious about and are straight and want to experience either a prostate massage or a spanking or both services during the same session let me know. I am available both day and night and on weekends by appointment only and will accommadate out of town visitors as well. So if interested in my services without fear that it will turn into something sexual and that you will find yourself in a situation that you are not interested in finding yourself in then get back to me with an email for rates and availabilities and any questions that you might want to ask me in advance and we will work it out. Remember guys, this is just business and don't you own it to yourself to spend some money on something that can be just for you and you alone. I have worked with people in all fields from religion, to politics, to athletes, entertainers as well as regular Joes, so if you want to experience my experienced and professional hands on your naked body, get back to me and let's make it happen. I have may repeat customers for they know that it is a safe environment and what goes on here, stays here. I check emails usually every hour or so unless I am out and about so the sooner you send the sooner we can be of service to you. Being someone older as well as someone professionally trained in prostate massages using a glove and a lot of patience, and someone who has been married myself three times, I am one of you and know what you need.

Found by Eric at 09:55 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)